Time to bid you a fond adieu, faithful readers (and I do see from the stat counter there are those who still pop in from time to time). It seems my time has finally passed, or I’ve finally realized that it passed sometime last winter. I believe next on the itinerary is a series of motivational speeches or some such endeavor. In my stead I leave you with that astute philosopher, Zadig. I will let him make his own introduction in his own time.

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Malik: Mal2 once told me that pacifism was a dilemma. If everybody was a pacifist then everything would be perfect. But nobody is going to be a pacifist unless I am first. But if I am and somebody else is not, then I get screwed. He said that there were five choices under that circumstance. The first was napalming farmers and the second was executing your parents. The third was hypocrisy, the fourth was cowardice, and the fifth was to swallow the dilemma. Zenarchists are trained in dilemma swallowing.

Occupant: So are other Erisians, like POEE.

Ignotius: That is characteristic of the Discordian perspective.

Hill: But of course training contradicts Discordian principles.

Malik: Oh so what. Contradictions are nothing to Discordians.

SPECIAL AFTERWORD to the Loompanics Edition of PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA G.H. Hill, San Francisco, 1979 INTERVIEW WITH NORTON CABAL by Gypsie Skripto, Special Correspondent

Reminds me of the girl in the red dress, in a stranded in El Paso kinda of way…

From The LillyEgg Collection by Anthony Christian

Some lamented him, some derided him, all disswaded him: nevertheless, the more they did it, the more fixed he was in his purpose to seek the ordinances of the gospel, where they should be dispensed with most of the commanded purity; and the sudden deaths of the chief relations which thus lay at him, quickly after convinced him what a folly it had been to have quitted his profession, in expectation of any satisfaction from them. So to Holland he attempted a removal.

Magnalia Christi Americana – Cotton Mather

здравствулте! Gregory Crewdson

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