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	<description>Reductio ad Absurdum</description>
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		<title>Hispaniola.</title>
		<link>http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/2010/01/16/hispaniola/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:48:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zadig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got no place to stay.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the band with the best title for a debut album ever &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killdozer_%28band%29">Intellectuals are the Shoeshine Boys of the Ruling Elite</a>,&#8221;</p>
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFHyaNXQMdw">Killdozer &#8211; When The Levee Breaks</a></p>
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		<title>Season&#8217;s Greetings.</title>
		<link>http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/2009/12/09/seasons-greetings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zadig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new take on the old copier machine bit.]]></description>
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		<title>Ready to Go.</title>
		<link>http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/2009/02/10/ready-to-go/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahenobarbus</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ana Reed]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[No Country for Old Men]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You want a beer, sport?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><a href="http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/wp-content/2009/02/ana-reed-josh-brolin-no-country-for-old-men-screencap.jpg"><img src="http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/wp-content/2009/02/ana-reed-josh-brolin-no-country-for-old-men-screencap-post.jpg" alt="ana-reed-josh-brolin-no-country-for-old-men-screencap-post" title="ana-reed-josh-brolin-no-country-for-old-men-screencap-post" width="362" height="209" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-391" /></a></p>
<p>Reminds me of <a href="http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/2008/05/19/does-anybody-here-remember-vera-lynn/">the girl in the red dress</a>, in a stranded in El Paso kinda of way&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Magnalia</title>
		<link>http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/2009/01/29/magnalia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahenobarbus</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apple of Discord]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Into the Valley of Death...]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Some lamented him, some derided him, all disswaded him: nevertheless, the more they did it, the more fixed he was in his purpose to seek the ordinances of the gospel, where they should be dispensed with most of the commanded purity; and the sudden deaths of the chief relations which thus lay at him, quickly after convinced him what a folly it had been to have quitted his profession, in expectation of any satisfaction from them. So to Holland he attempted a removal.</p></blockquote>
<p align="right"><a href="http://liternet.bg/publish21/c_mather/galeacius.htm">Magnalia Christi Americana</a> &#8211; Cotton Mather</p>
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		<title>The day is done.</title>
		<link>http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/2008/06/10/the-day-is-done/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahenobarbus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Hours: Clarissa Vaughn: I remember one morning getting up at dawn, there was such a sense of possibility. You know, that feeling? And I remember thinking to myself: So, this is the beginning of happiness. This is where it starts. And of course there will always be more. It never occurred to me it [...]]]></description>
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The Hours:<br />
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274558/quotes">Clarissa Vaughn</a>: I remember one morning getting up at dawn, there was such a sense of possibility. You know, that feeling? And I remember thinking to myself: So, this is the beginning of happiness. This is where it starts. And of course there will always be more. It never occurred to me it wasn&#8217;t the beginning. It was happiness. It was the moment. Right then. </p></blockquote>
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		<title>Underwriting</title>
		<link>http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/2008/06/05/underwriting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:10:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahenobarbus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All the ingredients are there.]]></description>
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<p>All the ingredients are there.</p>
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		<title>The Return of Piet Mondrian</title>
		<link>http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/2008/05/28/the-return-of-piet-mondrian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 22:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahenobarbus</dc:creator>
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<p align="center"><a href="<a href="http://www.moma.org/collection/browse_results.php?object_id=78682">Broadway Boogie Woogie</a> Remix</p>
<p>See previous:</p>
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<li><a href="http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/2007/11/17/me-vs-piet-mondriaan/">Me vs Piet Mondriaan</a></li>
<li><a href="http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/2007/11/23/an-addition-to-the-series/">An Addition to the Series</a></li>
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		<title>Inhale, Exhale</title>
		<link>http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/2007/12/02/inhale-exhale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahenobarbus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rappaccini&#8217;s DaughterBy Nathaniel Hawthorne The distrustful gardener, while plucking away the dead leaves or pruning the too luxuriant growth of the shrubs, defended his hands with a pair of thick gloves. Nor were these his only armor. When, in his walk through the garden, he came to the magnificent plant that hung its purple gems [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=CRUClmXa1wcC&amp;pg=PA3&amp;lpg=PA3&amp;dq=the+distrustful+gardener&amp;source=web&amp;ots=SVwrWa9dfp&amp;sig=up3VAHF7uz8Sh-086LRTuEB840g#PPA3,M1"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rappaccini&#8217;s Daughter</span></a><br />By Nathaniel Hawthorne</p>
<blockquote><p>The <a name="g10"> distrustful </a> gardener, while plucking away the dead leaves or pruning the too luxuriant growth of the shrubs, defended his hands with a pair of thick gloves.  Nor were these his only armor.  When, in his walk through the garden, he came to the magnificent plant that hung its purple gems beside the marble fountain, he placed a kind of mask over his mouth and nostrils, as if all this beauty did but conceal a deadlier malice.  But finding his task still too dangerous, he drew back, removed the mask, and called loudly, but in the infirm voice of a person affected with inward disease:</p>
<p>&#8220;Beatrice!-<a name="g11">-Beatrice!&#8221;</a>  </p>
<p>&#8220;Here <a name="g12"> am </a> I, my father!  What would you?&#8221; cried a rich and youthful voice from the window of the opposite house; a voice as rich as a tropical sunset, and which made Giovanni, though he knew not why, think of deep hues of purple or
<pb n="97" ed="Ce1074"></pb> crimson, and of perfumes heavily delectable.&#8211;&#8221;Are you in the garden?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, <a name="g13"> Beatrice,&#8221; </a> answered the gardener, &#8220;and I need your help.&#8221;</p>
<p>Soon <a name="g14"> there </a> emerged from under a sculptured portal the figure of a young girl, arrayed with as much richness of taste as the most splendid of the flowers, beautiful as the day, and with a bloom so deep and vivid that one shade more would have been too much.  She looked redundant with life, health, and energy; all of which attributes were bound down and compressed, as it were, and girdled tensely, in their luxuriance, by her virgin zone. Yet Giovanni&#8217;s fancy must have grown morbid, while he looked down into the garden; for the impression which the fair stranger made upon him was as if here were another flower, the human sister of those vegetable ones, as beautiful as they&#8211;more beautiful than the richest of them&#8211;but still to be touched only with a glove, nor to be approached without a mask.  As Beatrice came down the garden-path, it was observable that she handled and inhaled the odor of several of the plants, which her father had most sedulously avoided.</p>
<p>&#8220;Here, <a name="g15"> Beatrice,&#8221;</a>  said the latter,&#8211;&#8221;see how many needful  offices require to be done to our chief treasure.  Yet, shattered as I am, my life might pay the penalty of approaching it so closely as circumstances demand.  Henceforth, I fear, this plant must be consigned to your sole charge.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;And <a name="g16"> gladly </a> will I undertake it,&#8221; cried again the rich tones of the young lady, as she bent towards the magnificent plant, and opened her arms as if to embrace it.  &#8220;Yes, my sister, my splendor, it shall be Beatrice&#8217;s task to nurse and serve thee; and thou shalt reward her with thy kisses and perfume breath, which to her is as the breath of life!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>An Addition to the Series</title>
		<link>http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/2007/11/23/an-addition-to-the-series/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahenobarbus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;by request.]]></description>
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		<title>Me vs Piet Mondriaan</title>
		<link>http://discordian-dilemma.net/Blog/2007/11/17/me-vs-piet-mondriaan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahenobarbus</dc:creator>
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