Lovers are very quickly reconciled. You will see a pair of lovers seeming to have reached the extreme limit of contrariety, to the point where you would never expect them to be reconciled; yet in next to no time you will observe them to have become again the best of friends; silenced are those mutual reproaches, vanished is that disharmony; soon they are laughing again and playfully sporting together.

Ibn Hazm – “The Dove’s Necklace”

Via FFFFound!

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

- Oscar Wilde

Rick Springfield vs One Million Years B.C.

See also: Cavegirls were first blondes to have fun

• There is no cultural specific sense of morality or propriety here.
• There is no cohesiveness here.
• There is no agenda here.
• There is no.

There is but one purpose here, and it’s best summed as thus:

I am Lucius Domitius Ahenobarbus. I do not prefer “Nero.” This is my forum for entertainment. Watch as the world dances for my amusement. Stare with greedy eyes at the monsters of flesh. Join me as I fiddle…All hail Discordia!

Everything is there when you’re living in the city
Everything is there in a war
Everything is there in love
Everything is there on stage

WASHINGTON—After decades spent battling gender discrimination and inequality in the workplace, the feminist movement underwent a high-level shake-up last month, when 53-year-old management consultant Peter “Buck” McGowan took over as new chief of the worldwide initiative for women’s rights.

Oh, it gets even better…

“All the feminist movement needed to do was bring on someone who had the balls to do something about this glass ceiling business,” said McGowan, who quickly closed the 23.5 percent gender wage gap by “making a few calls to the big boys upstairs.” “In the world of gender identity and empowered female sexuality, it’s all about who you know.”

…and better,

“With a charismatic, self-assured guy like Pete pulling the strings, we might even see a female elected president one of these days,” said Nathan Roth, an analyst at the Cato Institute. “Finally, the feminist movement has a face that commands respect.”

McGowan, however, said he didn’t get into the business of women’s rights for the praise.

“What these women were able to accomplish with the little manpower they had is very impressive,” McGowan said. “I just bring a certain something to the table—I’m not sure what—that gave us that extra little push into complete female independence. I guess it just comes naturally.”

Oh, just the Onion, BTW…